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Simulacron I

Programming to the Max

Welcome!

 

This is my website.  It has been hacked a few times by some petty-scum-sucking-pimple-faced-nose-picking-scum.  (Can you tell I am unhappy with them?)  Anyway, what I do is to write software.  I’ve worked at NASA, M.D. Anderson, Practice Insight LLC, and the University of Houston (twice now).  I have always tried to help those who don’t know much about computers or how computers work to make their lives better.  A lot of these people have passed on now and it seems that the younger generation of computer people have lost their way.  They see mucking around with other’s websites as THE thing to do.  Well, it really isn’t the thing to do and all you really are doing is to make me unhappy.  Which means I will have to see about doing something about the hacker or hackers who have been mucking around with my website.

 

Hackers aside - I am available for work to do legitmate programming.  I used to do a lot of C/C++ programming but I’m trying to stick with PHP, HTML, XHTML, DHTML, CSS, Javascript (NOT JAVA!), XML, JSON, Apache, .HTAccess, and Perl.  I figure that is enough to keep me busy.  So if you want someone who knows how to program and will do it quickly - hire me.  Not StarTrekian quickly.  That is to say - don’t think it takes five seconds or an hour to write good software.  It doesn’t.  Most programs will take between a month and half a year to write properly.  See the next page for mor e information.